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As a public service, here's an easy-to-understand summary of how our November elections are shaping up:
I. DEMOCRATS
1. John ("I'm the Decider") Picard is absolutely, positively, um, "90% sure" he'll run for re-election. Of course, with Picard, you get half the leadership at twice the price...what a bargain.
2. Nancy Rossi took out papers to explore a candidacy; as of now she's still exploring. Lewis & Clark didn't take this long.....
3. Look to see a third candidate to emerge from the Morrissey faction...maybe a certain City Council member.
II. REPUBLICANS
Yeah, right. They haven't fielded a credible candidate in 16 years...but I hear they're reaching out for "Big Al"....
III. A BETTER FUTURE
Meanwhile, Dorinda Borer is still doing her Mario Cuomo impersonation....will she or won't she? We should get a decision by Christmas.
There now...doesn't that make it all clear?
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As a public service, here's an easy-to-understand summary of how our November elections are shaping up:
I. DEMOCRATS
1. John ("I'm the Decider") Picard is absolutely, positively, um, "90% sure" he'll run for re-election. Of course, with Picard, you get half the leadership at twice the price...what a bargain.
2. Nancy Rossi took out papers to explore a candidacy; as of now she's still exploring. Lewis & Clark didn't take this long.....
3. Look to see a third candidate to emerge from the Morrissey faction...maybe a certain City Council member.
II. REPUBLICANS
Yeah, right. They haven't fielded a credible candidate in 16 years...but I hear they're reaching out for "Big Al"....
III. A BETTER FUTURE
Meanwhile, Dorinda Borer is still doing her Mario Cuomo impersonation....will she or won't she? We should get a decision by Christmas.
There now...doesn't that make it all clear?
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